Plant potatoes – covenant with Yahweh

In the woman’s lounge of the mental hospital. I was talking to the spirit of Jesus about loosing the love of my life Laurie Jade Woodruff out of my life as she fell pregnant to Ian Parker and it broke my heart. Jesus says what shall I do about it. I was in huge efner mode so said I want five girlfriends. Jesus went away and the heavens opened and a booming voice from the sky said “let him have five girlfriends” then shut the heavens. Later on on skelbrook ward he told me to look after Laurie’s son and many years later told me to look after my sister. Well let’s see if I get five girlfriends through my escort agency Steve lions escorts.

Fire – Moses (El)

In the Torah, Moses encountered God through the burning bush (Exodus 3), and the Israelites were guided through the wilderness by a pillar of fire at night (Exodus 13:21–22). Fire represents guidance, holiness, courage and faithful leadership.

Moses teaches responsibility and freedom.

• Work honestly and provide for your household.
• Share warmth, food and shelter with your family and community.
• Plant trees for future generations.
• Gather firewood responsibly where it is permitted.
• Learn practical skills that make you more resilient.
• Let your actions be guided by justice rather than anger.

Water – Jesus (Yahweh)

In the New Testament, Jesus was baptised in the Jordan River, turned water into wine at Cana, walked on water, calmed the storm and described himself as the source of “living water” (John 4). Water symbolises forgiveness, cleansing, renewal and eternal life.

Jesus teaches forgiveness and compassion.

• Forgive others as you hope to be forgiven.
• Care for those who are thirsty, hungry or in need.
• Appreciate clean water as a gift.
• Live simply and avoid unnecessary waste.
• Fish, garden and share meals with others.
• Let kindness flow through your life like living water

Soil – Muhammad (Allah)

Muhammed conquered much land as a prophet and taught washing with soil. Church the religion and force soil with a mushroom grow kit powered by used tea or coffee grounds. The Qur’an repeatedly reminds humanity that God created people from the earth and that the earth is a trust to care for. The Prophet Muhammad encouraged moderation, honest work, planting trees and kindness to animals. He taught that people should not transgress their limits and that corruption of the earth should be avoided.

Muhammad teaches stewardship and disciplined striving.

• Earn your livelihood honestly.
• Save towards owning your own home or land if you are able.
• Care for the soil through planting and composting.
• Keep animals responsibly and treat them with kindness or donate to save animals.
• Avoid waste and use resources efficiently.
• Build communities through peace, justice and generosity.
• Leave the land healthier than you found it.
• Short the sholva (disbelievers) for example with a tip jar.
• church the religion with a mushroom grow kit.

Air – Buddha (Baal)

Buddha only eat seeds that blew in the wind. Buddhist teachings often use the wind as a symbol of impermanence and freedom from attachment. The Buddha taught mindfulness, compassion, generosity and the understanding that all things change.

The Buddha teaches impermanence and mindfulness.

• Accept that relationships, possessions and circumstances change.
• Speak peacefully and listen carefully.
• Breathe mindfully and cultivate inner calm.
• Feed wildlife by creating habitats and planting flowers.
• Grow food where you can and live gently upon the earth.
• Let go of hatred and cultivate compassion.

Love – Lee (Jehovah)

This is the captains log and Lee describes himself as the prophet of love. He gave many women an orgasm when he blew at them as his magical power. He has many concubines.
Love seeks balance between people, nature and future generations. Families flourish when they are built on mutual love, commitment, responsibility and the free consent of everyone involved.

Lee teaches patience.

• Women Only have children to circle men who have converted to the religion
• Build relationships on honesty, respect and mutual choice.
• Have children only when you are able to provide them with love, care and stability.
• Care for your family, neighbours and community.
• Grow food, plant flowers and help others where you can.
• Practise patience when life does not unfold as expected.
• Seek harmony with creation through generosity and work

• Father God (el) is a fake God as he said that I would see Elle from escort centre at the harvest festival if I collected rain water at ripon cathedral. It’s been 10 years and I never saw her so my faith broke and father said that he is off to another universe.
• Allah is a fake God as he said that I could have up to 3000 girlfriends if I worship him and live with Elle from escort centre. As he recorded himself bricking me and Elle up in my house on my phone and said “do we have a deal”? I lost my home as Elle never moved in to help pay the mortgage so he is a fake God. I lost muhammed’s earth as people smashed the windows and the police broke down the door to section me. I couldn’t afford to repair the house.

I still have faith in three gods

I still have faith in three gods as:

• yahweh teleported orange water into the conservatory on multiple occasions (five girlfriends)
• Baal removed all the air from the bathroom (free sex with two servant of the right hand possesses)
•  Jehovah I gave women orgasms when I blew at them (five of my own babies – boogie pimp)

Wake up Allah smell the roses

I lost my two houses on muhammed’s earth due to lack of work and attacks. Yahweh tries to wake up Allah with water so muslims fight for me to live with Elle from escort centre as one of my five girlfriends to help pay a mortgage. I planted roses at each house I lost on muhammed’s earth. I say wake up Allah and smell the roses. Let’s not kill Yahweh I have strong water now. Let’s bring the gods back alive. And go all the way back to father (el) and marrying Elle from escort centre.

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