My story
My story all began many years ago when I was working at home furnishing a Muslim company. I believed that the girls there was sleeping with their colleagues and customers at work and that they was selling weed and laundering it through AdWords. The boss threaten to beat me up and put it on YouTube if I told anyone. I left this company but the other work places I went to the girls was sleeping with the guys at work and clients and I was excluded this distressed me and made me jealous and destroyed my Christian values. I then went to work for a pay day loan company and saw the devil on someone’s tv for 21 seconds asking me to join him and I said no. Then McKenzie from mckenzies escorts was on tv laughing at me. I thought I would setup my own company and sleep with servant girls of the right hand possesses too. I then started being stalked by people at work saying 15, 16, 17, 18 and 19 to make me think that I accidentally slept with a 16 year old. I was having my drinks poisoned by women which gave me heart attacks which drove me into the watchful eye of the mental Heath services. They sectioned me and I was in mental hospital where I heard my solicitor say that we have destroyed his life now. There was a girl that I was in love with called Laurie and I found out that she started a therapy business so I thought I would ask to be a client so I could spend more time with her and hope she would fall in love with me. I met Laurie when she worked as an escort at mckenzies escorts which I went to when my dad died for company. Laurie was extremely promiscuous and used to go to sex parties and has slept with over 200 men.
Then in the second therapy session Laurie told me that she was pregnant to a nasty man called Ian that used to shout at her. It broke my heart and I cried. I tried sending her messages with how I felt but the police issued me with a do not contact order. It broke my heart I was so I love with Laurie it would be hard not to contact her as I was addicted to her personality. I bought a silver snake spine necklace, superman ring and iron man T-shirt to do advanced NLP to not contact Laurie again.
Then late one evening I was laid on the sofa and the voice of Ian and Laurie appeared above me in the room. Ian said get him Laurie and I felt stabbing pains on my body. I darted about the house in the dark hiding from Laurie. The snake spine necklance started to burn so I ripped it off my neck and put it down the toilet. Laurie then said let see what happens when he opens the 7 seals. I called an ambulance and went to hospital . When I got there in the emergency room I took off the superman ring and ended up in a trance walking forward with my eyes closed calling out “Adam don’t trust eve”. The women nurses hissed at me like snakes. When I got to the end of the corridor my body squirmed around and around and with my eyes closed when I looked down I saw a firey pit and above I saw a bright light. Just as I felt myself about to ascend upwards the doctors dragged me back to a chair and started injecting me with things. The doctor said “I’ve just saved your life”. They put me on a ward where I met two angels Allahs angel and fathers angel. Allahs angel put Moses snake venom magic in my water drip so that I won’t raise another man’s child. Fathers angel gurda gave me back the superman ring but it got stuck to my finger. Angel gurda pulled it off but it took 1/2 of her angel magic. She said that witch has put all angels in hell and demons in heaven. We will have to fight our way back up. She then gave me Allahs bit of candy that Allahs angel had left which changed four wives and the right hand possesses to five girlfriends. The next day my mum came to visit and I saw people with red eyes including my mum. I heard Laurie speak to Jesus saying that’s not very nice. I was with god Jehovah and he said precious you walk to spread the religion and Lee use the internet. But I fell through the universes and the wards bedroom tiles changed shape. Jehovah said that he would come back for me.
I got moved to a mental hospital where I got put on the high end dependency unit where I heard Allah throw Laurie in hell on tv. I cried. I had a dream where Laurie asked for me to save her. I quickly got let out when I told the nurse Dave scaret that I hadn’t slept for days. Dave asked if anyone had hissed at me but even though the psychiatrist did as well I said no to get let out. I heard a lion roar in the garden and heard a man says that’s the last song that I play.
When I got home a week passed where I didn’t go out much then I felt this stabbing pain in my chest and died for 2 seconds from a heart attack where I saw Laurie in hell. She said “it’s you” before coming back alive. I felt really dehydrated afterwards so Jesus told me to drink water. I went to the sink and drank glasses of water where I felt this wind and energy go from the white wall on the left to the red wall in the right where people in hell was asking to be saved. I drank water all night and saw souls in hell go up to heaven and the white wall. Then in the middle of the field in the square of houses i saw a bubble while the voices of angels in the sky said “he doesn’t know what he is doing” and to “stay out of the midday sun”. The next day I laid on my sofa drinking water while talking to the last water genie ♂️ of space and time that gave me all of his life force.
I laid on the sofa and god Yahweh was up in heaven and three girls was trying to be with him in heaven Elle and Charlotte made it into heaven but Laurie kept going around the houses and couldn’t quite get into heaven and kept going to hell.
God saw my garden of fruit trees, vegetables and fruit bushes and said “he has already won”.
I then went inside and Allah shouted at me and told me to go to the front door pour water over my head and say I’m Muslim. I did out of fear. Then the spirit of Jesus politely but firmly asked me to go to the back door and pour water off my head and say I’m Christian and I did out of complicity. This made me 1/2 Muslim 1/2 Christian and I see both worlds and plant flowers at the front garden for Allah and vegetables at the back garden for father .
Then one night I went to hospital with chest pains and while at hospital father said that I will give you the power of water and to baptise myself in front of everyone in the ward. So I poured water over my head in front of everyone and this got me sectioned.
Then one night I heard an Angel tell me to call an ambulance I am going into cardiac arrest. I then heard a loud rumbling noise coming from the red wall which sounded like a demon about to break through. I left the house and walked to the shops, I came back to find the ambulance waiting for me. I went to the hospital and walked outside. Then I heard Allah say to lay on the floor then to twist my head off. I got up and I heard him fire missile noises at me. He chased me with a darting star all the way to armthorpe with missile noises where I got lost and had to flag down a police car. They took me to hospital to be sectioned. In hospital I heard the gods and Satan talk to me and Laurie about who is on top god or Satan. Some snakes got into the universe. I said let me decide with my actions. In hospital Allah told me he just wanted to get to know me better. Then I was in the garden talking to god Yahweh about the flowers where the mental health team rushed to me and injected me with something against my will. Even though I’d only been in hospital a few days which is against the law.
I heard Allahs universe bleed through the hospital as patients drank water from the tap. I went into the woman’s lounge and spoke with the spirit of Jesus about Laurie and how I wanted five girlfriends to replace her. Jesus went away and the heavens opened and Yahweh said with a booming voice from the sky “let him have five girlfriends”. That started my pursuit for five marketing girlfriends to work for me. I saw a strange butterfly in the garden with a huge body and small wings. It couldn’t fly. Yahweh then said that he will leave me with Allah and father . Allah told me he was the god of war and we decided father was top god. And before going to Allah I must go to father first. I then setup a covenant with the two gods for father I would grow mint and I gave him the moon and for Allah the hottest chillis ️ that I can grow and the sun. Father and Allah wanted ways to prove they are god. I said to father to father let me give a woman an orgasm when I blow at them. Allah says who’s your enemy I said smokers he said what do you want to do I said give them an orgasm when they smoke. So Allah and father went off on their separate ways with father seeking marriage and orgasm with girls that was friendly and Allah forces orgasms with girls that smoked.
Dave scaret the head nurse heard fathers jackpot noise and said it sounds like we are getting pay rises and I heard Allahs shotgun noise too.
Dr gosh the psychiatrist also had a conversation with Allah about strippers and the fifth element.
Dave scarets eyes turned from blue to purple when I told him that I had bought a lottery ticket.
At night time in the hospital I heard the two force gods; Allah and father play pool to determine who won Muhammad’s earth. This represented the particles of matter that Allah and father move with their teachings.
I saw people teleporting around the hospital and saw a doctor be in two places at once while I shifted through universes. I heard the radio say to everyone that I had hiv so that I couldn’t have children which I don’t. I managed to escape through a side door of the mental hospital by asking a nurse how people was teleporting. I went on an adventure to Sheffield medowhall and Ripon giving women orgasms when I blew at them. Angel Gabriel also made the air smell fruity.
While in Leeds father told me to hold my hands out and Allah will send something to protect me. Some of muhammed’s earth fell from the sky into my hands. Father told me to add some love potion to the earth and put it in my flask to protect me on my travels.
While at Ripon I heard Laurie say strippers this way and I hid, then some students says Lee Stovin’s an ancient. I then went to Leeds hotel where I heard the voice of Jesus say I feel sorry for him that I stole all his powers and “you snooze you loose”. I then sat outside Ripon cathedral while father said to collect rain water to see Elle from escort centre again at the harvest festival. But I spilt the water on the journey back in the police car. The world was strange in Leeds people was moving slowly like a computer simulation running slow. A plane started to fall from the sky. I went in a church prayed and donated some money then the universe started speeding up again. I told some police that I needed to go back to mental hospital. On the journey I heard them drop water bombs on Doncaster. I think these police was angel police from the fifth dimension.
When I got back to hospital I diluted the bit of water that I had and watered the flowers in the garden to put love in the air. They kept me in prison of the mental hospital. God asked me to strip naked and walk a mile to the nearest police station to confess my sins this got me sectioned again. Another time I got sectioned I got moved to Manchester hospital where a jinn in the bathroom say you are Muslim you are protected. Then I heard Allah attack the Houses of Parliament on tv. I then got back to Doncaster and fought my case to be set free. Lots of other things happened but it’s too long to tell all my stories of Allah and father. Allah calls the mental hospital his spaceship and takes people to parallel worlds where father looks after you. Allahs spaceship has left and gone into warp speed. I have now arrived on a new world where I brought the animals that I saved and create a new garden for father.
Allah & fathers garden
I grow vegetables in the back garden for father as his shield and flowers at the front garden as Allahs sword. I used to defend with father and feed women but then women like Laurie betrayed me and used my dowry money to have another mans child. Then the police broke down my door and the nhs sectioned me thinking that they was more important than god. So Allah blew up the world. Once the nhs let me out I lost my house because I couldn’t afford to repair my roof. So I now live at my sisters and Allah says just grow flowers as the nhs think they are more powerful and don’t feed anyone and let the world go to hell and struggle until a woman settles down with me and has my child. That is why I worship both sides and grow mint for fathers shield (read the bible) and chillis for Allahs sword (read the Quran). I ended up having to sell my house as I couldn’t afford to repair it from the vandalism and the door that was broken down by the police and leaking roof. Allah told me to buy a packet of cigarettes and put it on my land to defend against the enemy and to grow rhubarb as all gardens need a little bit of poison. I bought the cigarettes and put on my land but didn’t provide a match as I’m not a killer. I then continued to attack by keeping halal chickens for eggs but don’t kill them for meat. The chicken escaped and one died. This was the end of my sword. I then started defending with fathers potato. I heard father move my potato bucket and check up on me to see how I was doing. I defended for as long as possible.
I then moved to my sisters and my religious teachings was revealed to me by Allah and father and I made some of them up myself based on life experiences. But things like the pyramid of power was revealed to me by Allah and father taught me growing my own food.
I then started washing the drug money by accident by putting Adsense on my website as I had not made a single sale in years. I put all my savings from the house sales into my garden and religion and business which left me broke. I then fought by selling Allahs chilli plants to the nhs and bought some sausages with the money and did a kill shot with an air fryer.
I then started fighting elles purse money with my mums purse money and grew tomatoes inside. I believe Elle smokes a fag and her money goes down and I grew tomatoes inside and my money goes up. This is the beginning of my return. I then change from seeking Elle as a wife to Elle being captured as a servant concubine of the right hand possesses to be my driver. I continue to clean drug money with Adsense and build back up my company. I was going to church and donating and eating toast and raspberries from the garden as my fishing money to make the church attack with gift aid. I attacked the church with flowers to try and convert them to circles. But I gave up as Miriam the girl I liked blocked me on Facebook. So I stopped going to church. I only eat wild blackberries and fathers mint one day to save money. Father’s mint brought me back alive by a pennie. I now attack with flowers and refuse to grow anymore food and be used by people until I have my own children. I will just grow chillies to sell and tomatoes to eat in the conservatory and conduct operation hot sauce.
Back to Allah and father. Father still seek cuddles, marriage and have children with those of the faith that grow potatoes, while Allah forces an orgasm and baby with those that smoke with cigarette money. I’m not a demon it’s not the person that buys the cigarette that’s the killer it’s the one that provides the match.
I remember a time working at quint a pay day loan company and a butterfly flew up into the office circled around it and flew out while the workers said that’s Chelsea. Laurie’s escort name. They said this girl is going to be famous. I found a Muslim girl fiancé and I went down to London and she made me wear a hat with the word McKenzie on it. I knew back then that someone was setting me up for something and that mckenzies escorts and the Muslims wanting me to launder money into my business through Adsense. But Google wouldn’t rank me and I was poor so the only way to survive was to do Adsense. I tell police men what’s going on all the time but nothing happens.
After I grew all my own food such as mint with fathers shield in my two properties and floated like a butterfly as my shield I decided to throw a punch for Allah and grow chillis indoors in my conservatory in winter to sell.
I went blackberry picking and on the way home I walked past a woman’s house and she said that I am going to get beaten up. Not now but one day. I start to think what ungrateful people. I have used the money from two house sales savings women, animals, donating to the food bank and church and that’s how they treat me.
Without any land of my own I fought with Allah’s chilli. I recycled used pot noddle pots and with a little bit of compost planted and grew chilli seeds. I then sold these plants and bought sausages with the money and with an air fryer for maximum efficiency shot the enemy by cooking the sausages. I was back! My cash flow started going the right way and I started making payments to buy my sisters house off her. I now grow strawberries too to seek five girlfriends for Yahweh and father mint to defend my dowry money by seeking one virgin wife. Father tells me to defend and grow potatoes and carrots. Allah’s love shot. I tell Laurie that her boy will miss out on an inheritance of a house because he isn’t mine as she betrayed me. I then grow and sell chillis once again to shoot pearls new child for betraying my dowry and put her in debt also. I start taking money out of my triple locked safe just a couple of pounds per day to help me fight. This safe has millions in from laundered drug and prostitution money. Germany is attacking with cannabis plants for me with people growing three cannabis plants at home selling it and putting the money into AdWords.
Lost two houses
I I had to sell two houses and my sports cars because of the lack of work and had no sales in ten years. I wish people would help and support me.
Survived a nuclear winter
When I was in mental hospital someone attacked me with a marketing nuclear missile using marketing means such as the radio and social media to tell everyone that I had hiv when I didn’t to prevent me having children. I heard the radiation fall out of the weapon with people saying abomb in the surrounding area etc. Allah asked me in the hospital Canteen how would I survive a nuclear winter I said grow potatoes.
Allah’s torment
Allah’s kept tormenting me for months with voices from the tv making me fight to win soil. Then I met Jehovah who said have a beer and relax from the stress and angels pass the message down to Allah that circles don’t wish to be soldiers but as the Christ abolished the jizya tax – circles don’t have to pay it.
El secured
Elle didn’t see me at the harvest festival. So I watered the alter and father (el) set it alight and made it burn in a music video. Proving that he is the god of fire. Now I seek proof of Yahweh and five marketing girlfriends.
Muslim’s secured Yorkshire
I heard the TV say that Muslims have secured Yorkshire and that Elle is safe. So hopefully I will see her in the future. But this is no time to be complacent or the enemy will come back. Keep doing extreme shopping and buying in bulk halal chickens to save on multiple deliveries to add the money to securing Muhammed’s soil.