The plot
Ever since the arrival of the antichrists the world has been in turmoil. God chose me to destroy the antichrists and save the world. With father’s shield of home grown potatoes, Yahweh’s helmet of hot sauce, Allahs sword of halal chickens and Satans bullet of weed. The plan is for them to live a life as a servant, smoke weed, buy takeaways and not have children. They loose girlfriends by a pennie because they buy weed instead. It is karma because I don’t have a girlfriend and am forced antipsychotic medication. But I’m on gods side. Satan start filling up your bank account with weed money and I’ll receive pennies from bank adverts and win girlfriends. We will craft these bullets and I’ll erase my enemies. Angel Gabriel takes no shit. This is war. I’m ready.
