Eat fish and chips for a good poo
Strike a balance with women with Yahweh and fish at church. Donate a little eat bread then do Muhammed’s soil. Eat fish and chips through peaceful trade. Don’t chase women. Let them settle down with you. Give them a father’s food if they are nice as your shield, and Allahs flowers if they misbehave as your sword. By doing fish and chips you are a hero and save your sister and family by leaving them an inheritance.