I am your father
Kids I am your father. It was me that planted the potatoes and use my life force to feed your mums. Seek deep inside yourself and you will see this to be true. Now you will be my soldiers in ten years time and fight for God Baal. I can’t explain why you need Baal, as the enemy will always come back and attack so we need our army. You see Baal is taller like gods stacked in a totem pole.