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Baal and Jehovah

Baal and Jehovah

Baal is the name I gave to Allah when he asked for a new name when he attacked with e-cigarettes in mental hospital to negotiate an orgasm and Jehovah is the name I give to myself.

I was in my bedroom and me, Allah and father all chose a plant to represent them. Allah chose chillis, father chose mint and I chose strawberries. This is where I think I became the god Jehovah. Well I lost Allah and he was defeated as I never lived with Elle and father was defeated as I never saw Elle at the harvest festival.

However we still have Baal to worship the combined god of Allah and father. Which Allah told me in mental hospital that he was father too. But we push on with Baal worship to find four girlfriends (wives) to have children to or Baal (Allah+father) is also a false god. I have faith that at least one god is helping as orange water keeps teleporting into the conservatory.

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