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God or no god

God or no god

Arguments for if there is a god or no god

Proof in god

  • People teleporting
  • Soil falling from the sky into my hands from allah
  • Giving women orgasms when I blew
  • Being hit and feeling physical pain from god
  • orange water teleporting into the conservatory

Proof in no god

  • Didn’t see Elle at the harvest festival
  • Never lived with elle
  • Didn’t have five marketing girlfriends

 

So maybe the world sits somewhere between god and no god.

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