How stalactites work
In circleism you should try to avoid alcohol unless a servant buys it for you as a gift out of their own money. Then it’s permitted to drink. If you get too stressed and slip up and buy alcohol you are watered by Jesus’s wedding water and the soil you left behind by avoiding it grows Muhammad’s earth like a stalactite. Keep trying until the stalactites and stalagmites form a pillar of Islam. Then you are on Muhammad’s earth. These five pillars of Islam will hold up the house of the lord. Buying alcohol is over budget for Muhammad’s soil.
