Jehovah’s sword
Strawberries are efficient plants. I sell their runners and with the money buy Gabriel’s sword (condoms) for my missionaries to fight for the religion. ...
Author: Lee
Baal’s armour – flushing after 6 months
I give you the powers of iron man and Baal’s armour. If after 6 months of growing Allah’s chillis and fathers tomatoes in your conservatory if your girlfriends don’t come back to you flush them down the toilet and put...
Baal covenant
I test god Baal the evolution of Allah and seek four girlfriends (wives) to have a child to each. I will use Baal’s stealthy attack of an e-cigarette and negotiate an orgasm. I keep my covenant with him by growing...
The UK killed me
The UK killed me. It’s women never had my children, people vandalised my house, the police broke down my door, people stole my property and money, the mental heath services imprisoned me in mental hospital, they told everyone I had...
Love is over, now it’s war
My love is over. Jesus told me that Elle slept with hundreds of guys while I’ve not seen her which is just disgusting. Now I change from love to war. Destroy everyone that prevented our love. It’s war. Sword. Destroy...
5th element
I still wait for the power of Jehovah and the element of love ❤️ and to have a baby with Elle from escort centre. She has a love heart tattoo on her belly. Can we meet Jehovah or is our...
Allah’s sword – pop
Allah attacks with gassy pop. Now we can attack non believers by selling them gassy pop and forcing them to become servants of the right hand possesses. Cafe’s pull your sword out it’s time to attack for Allah. ...
Skinless sausages
Angel Gabriel sent a message back in time to Muhammad to do skinless sausages in the religion as it’s cheaper. But it got lost in translation that’s why men are now circumcised. Laughs The real power of the religion comes from...
Baal’s burger
As part of the family recipe that we keep between us circles. We sacrifice a young bull for Baal’s burger and just add cheese. 10 cheese burgers of war will come. We are marching into war one meal at a time....