Muhammed’s spirit spoke through me. He says train your escorts to make Muhammed’s poo babies (Islamic soilders) by giving them a treat before they poo and after they poo. Then they are properly trained Muslims doing right hand possesses tea...
Baal is stealthy and communicates mainly stealthy through smells. He sent me through a corridor of smells on the way walking to Morrisons such as perfume, fruit and burning rubber. The god of air - honestly true story....
I know I am the real prophet. The one that Allah watched me fuck Elle and said slow down go easy lad and said do we have a deal and bricked me and Elle up in the house on my...
So with Jesus’s water bottle save on buying expensive drinks and plant Lee’s strawberry. Once a year has passed father god has watered the strawberry plant on Muhammed’s Earth and you can sell the strawberry runner for £1 and buy...
When talking to Allah and father we all choose one plant. Father choose mint and Allah choose chillis. I as Jehovah choose strawberry. Now I keep selling strawberry runners for £1 and I find clients everywhere just walking by. It’s...
I’m not listening to Yahweh either. He said that I could have five girlfriends which I was going to take as five marketing girlfriends. But Yahweh said that I should look after Laurie’s boy. I am not going to do...
Father spoke to me today and said plant potatoes and carrots but he is a false god as I never saw Elle at the harvest festival as he promised. Now she is too old. The nhs, police, the church and...
Allah explains that when the enemy attacks. If you can’t capture them you should kill them. Now I lost my soil so I have to grow and eat Allahs hottest chillis as his sword until I have won back my soil. I...
Even though we all try to stay efficient by not drinking alcahol if it stops you making bigger mistakes then it’s ok. Allah told me to stick to finial discipline and not date external escorts. So I bought a bottle of...
When the daffodil come out fathers butterflies are desperate for a wee and Jesus water and can be invited to date and have children to circles and ready for Easter. when the strawberries fruit circles are desperate to marry and receive...