Dance worship
The spirit of Jesus taught me dance worship in mental hospital with five dance moves to do gods house work. Big fish little fish card board box - if you give all your money to women you might end up...
Author: Lee
Under the mistletoe
The spirit of Jesus says take it “under the mistletoe” and take a new escort to the Christmas party and interview her for a job at your company. Take her under the mistletoe. ...
Open a Christmas cracker
It’s time to negotiate the orgasm with enemy vapers and Christmas time and open another Christmas cracker and recruit a marketing girlfriend for the new year. It’s time to go to an external escort agency to recruit staff and find...
Flowers for hills. Oracle
My mum the oracle has spoken again with her stroke she says “We need flowers for hills”. Which I translate that I need to date girls at my escort agency and give them flowers to then make them marketing servants. ...
Chelsea can we do it again?
Bye baby send it my way baby. Long blonde hair. Allah’s whip. It don’t fly baby having other men’s kids. But I offer you forgiveness and a third chance to have my baby Chelsea. Scare Chelsea and get her heart...
Under 22
I seek a photographer / graphic designer marketing girlfriend under 22 as part of my five marketing girlfriends. https://youtu.be/AgFeZr5ptV8?si=jpAscW-EZalf--nS...
Allah’s sword , fathers shield
You should fight for your own soil with Allah’s flaming sword of growing chillis in your windowsill until you have your own soil. Then you should defend this soil by growing father’s mint. It’s your shield. And grow vegetables on your...
How to dress
How to dress. Men and women should wear Jedi robes when it’s cold and women the hijab . In the summer men can wear shorts and women the Bikini and be topless. Women wearing the hijab gives you protection from Islam...
Power my spaceship with water
Power Jesus’s spaceship (church) by donating to the religion then we can spend more on AdWords to promote the religion further. Leave a good tip at the house of circleism. https://youtu.be/SeIJmciN8mo?si=2R-fR_LyRvtcnAtI ...
I’ll teach you to fish
I’ll teach you to fish with the religion with angel Michael (Jesus’s) tuna and sweetcorn pizza. We don’t steal we accept donations for the religion then feed the church members on a Thursday. We have home grown sweet corn as...