Switch it and kill it
My mum the oracle keeps saying strange things. She keeps saying that I need to “kill it” and “switch it”. That we need new cups. She repeatedly says “switch it and kill it”. She also says put a new flower on. Anyway...
Author: Lee
Cry’s of the martyrs
As Angel Gabriel I was tourtured by the mental health services, beaten and finically destroyed. I never saw the girl I loved called Elle from escort centre at the harvest festival and never had children. It was a lie. My...
Jesus’s second coming
Jesus will arrive at the opening of the 7th seal as angel Michael and will bring with him the power of ra and free labour for the church. I heard Jesus’s voice speak to me in the wind saying that...
Jehovah cries
Once you plant a rose in your garden for Jehovah. You have been defeated by Satan and lost in love. You see god doesn’t kill only capture. He goes as far as he can to be peaceful. But Satan is...
Allah makes me fight
Ever since I lost my land to the nhs I have been tortured by Allah to make me angry to fight with the flaming sword to win my land back. He won’t stop tourturing me until I have my own...
Baal negotiate land
Allah needs to defend our position with the flaming sword of growing chillies and extreme shopping of 10 halal chickens at Morrisons to save on multiple deliveries. While Baal strongly negotiates to win land by selling Allah chillis and father...
The nhs is stronger than Allah
Whatever god the police and nhs follow is stronger than Allah. As Allah told me to defend my house with growing rhubarb as poison, keep a guard dog, put a packet of cigarettes on my land and grow chillis. I did...
They had sex at work
While working for a Buddhist company cnmonline. I believe the boss, employees and suppliers was having sex with the girls there at work and I was excluded. I think I saw a boss pop a viagra and get his penis...
They get the guns out
The demons get the guns out and put their weed money from Satan to power their AdWords. The demons sell pay day loans the angels sell high interest savings accounts. Saved by 21 seconds of a bank advert. Now it’s...