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Author: Lee

I am taking off in my spaceship and closing its doors for winter. I didn’t manage to find a mate to bring along with me and have children I will have to try in the next world after the cold...

You have to be an extremist shopper with the flaming sword and buy in bulk discounted spicy halal chickens. 10 or more and save on multiple deliveries to win Muhammed’s soil. Put them in the freezer....

Circles if you get sectioned for believing in the religion fight the mental health services until they learn their lesson. Attack with Moses - set off the fire alarms Attack with Jesus - throw water at them Attack with Muhammad...

  You must penetrate four elemental girlfriends (wives) souls of: fire, water, earth and air to experience the fifth element of love. Four stones that should learn to accept a circles sperm to save the earth from a killer.  We are...

Muhammed holds the keys to the earth. Allah encourages his men to fight for muhammeds earth by being delivery drivers and shifting bags of compost for companies such as Asda. Heavy lifting is involved. ...

When you need the house work doing you are permitted to hire a naked cleaner as a servant. Tell her that you are a circle throw that shape at her and from public knowledge she will know that you are...