Romance – we go into battle
Love is war so put on the full armour of god and go into battle. The gods have taught me. Fathers shield - grow home grown potatoes Yahweh helmet - grow rhubarb to feed a servant boy Allah’s boots -...
Author: Lee
Satans – turbo booster
We need Sheffield to be concubines of mine and build up Muhammed’s soil for me by having my war babies of mine. Keep flushing the toilet as a turbo booster and build up the soil. Now turn the lights off...
Two chickens fight
Two Muhammed’s chickens fight for earth. Circles don’t buy fizzy pop to beat Islam. Let our Muhammed chicken win earth for circles....
New soft mattress – Muhammad’s soil
The Muslim’s that I worked for at a bed company taught me how to build up Muhammad’s earth by sleeping with servant girlfriends of the right hand possesses rather than escorts. As it’s more productive as you can get a...
Keepers of the house
There is a new heaven and keepers of the house of the lord. These gods look after the lord’s kingdom....
Jehovah’s sword
Strawberries are efficient plants. I sell their runners and with the money buy Gabriel’s sword (condoms) for my missionaries to fight for the religion. ...
Baal’s armour – flushing after 6 months
I give you the powers of iron man and Baal’s armour. If after 6 months of growing Allah’s chillis and fathers tomatoes in your conservatory if your girlfriends don’t come back to you flush them down the toilet and put...
Baal covenant
I test god Baal the evolution of Allah and seek four girlfriends (wives) to have a child to each. I will use Baal’s stealthy attack of an e-cigarette and negotiate an orgasm. I keep my covenant with him by growing...
The UK killed me
The UK killed me. It’s women never had my children, people vandalised my house, the police broke down my door, people stole my property and money, the mental heath services imprisoned me in mental hospital, they told everyone I had...
Allah’s sword – pop
Allah attacks with gassy pop. Now we can attack non believers by selling them gassy pop and forcing them to become servants of the right hand possesses. Cafe’s pull your sword out it’s time to attack for Allah. ...