Skinless sausages
Angel Gabriel sent a message back in time to Muhammad to do skinless sausages in the religion as it’s cheaper. But it got lost in translation that’s why men are now circumcised. Laughs The real power of the religion comes from...
Author: Lee
Baal’s burger
As part of the family recipe that we keep between us circles. We sacrifice a young bull for Baal’s burger and just add cheese. 10 cheese burgers of war will come. We are marching into war one meal at a time....
Never waste a lemon
Homosexual women servants can be lesbian girlfriends and make love with your other servant girlfriends. Don’t waste a lemon and get them pregnant even by artificial insemination if they refuse sex. But sex is best. Force the argument of getting...
Salt warriors
Pick up free salt packets from restaurants and put them in your wallet for when you eat at home. The salt will give you that extra bit of armour and save you a few pounds....
Condoms – missionary expense
Circle women put condoms through as a missionary expense. Explain to the tax man that circleism is all about spreading the religion through love. So condoms are a necessary religious expense. Circle women save up for a condom. ...
Increase the efficiency of women
We need to increase the efficiency of women. A wife (strawberry plant) should live with her husband and work for him and have his children. Up to five servant girlfriends (runners) should live walking distance and have their masters children...
The ring of fire
Smokers provide an expanding ring of fire as the religion grows and love and fire mix and Moses’s women go out as missionaries and take a hit to their health but make more soil from their fag ash. Until we...
Rape is harem – Baal
Baal (The new Allah) says rape of female servants or missionary concubines is harem. Let the servant girlfriends vape e-cigarettes and negotiate an orgasm for Baal and let your concubine missionaries smoke cigarettes if they choose and argue the argument...