Web cam wife
Do not let your wife work as a stripper or escort. Let her do web caming. It is your hunting teeth. That’s minty fresh now brush your teeth for that smile. ...
Author: Lee
Dogs kill chickens
Dogs (pimps) are dangerous they kill chickens (do prostitution for gain) Your safe with a cat. ...
Muhammed’s chicken
If Muhammad’s chicken start eating its own eggs it is no use to Muhammed so kill it and eat it. Pearl hendrixson has started eating her own eggs don’t hire her and just kill her at the till. I’ll just sell...
Don’t salt your eggs invest in chicken feed
Don’t salt your eggs invest in chicken feed. The religion follows Islam and Islam teaches not to compel servants into prostitution. So do not salt your eggs. ...
Slay the pig
Muslims it is best to always stay halal and capture not kill but sometimes when you are being attacked and have no food you have to kill a pig as you can’t educate pork. Grow Allah’s chilli sell it at...
Put your fingers down your throat
When I fell into Allah’s universe he told me to put my fingers down my throat and twist my head off. It was scary. Then he chased me with a shooting star doing missile noises with people in their houses...
Allah tangos the police
Allah once again tangos the police this time gives them a virtual slap. Are you not going to do anything about the attempted murder of me and the crippling by antipsychotics, false imprisonment of me, theft of £200 by the...
Baal says
Baal says “I don’t care if they vape or don’t as long as we negotiate the orgasm” so with France so that I may have a child with Elle (Lucy) from escort centre. Mixing Jehovah’s strawberry and love with Baals...
Pincer movement
Captain America and iron man of Scotland and Yorkshire do a pincer movement on the king of England and get him to serve by looking after the British canopy project and to keep planting trees in the uk. They convince...
Fame – rescue operation
I now need the fame of the 6th seal and know I have gone from the pyramid of power to Zeus spaceship and will rescue five girls to make them my marketing girlfriends. ♀️I still try and rescue Elle from...