Spaceships – force field
The church offers you a force field shield of +25% from gift aid. Keep going to your spaceship and fight the spiritual war for god. Let the church be your punch bag to build up your strength and release the...
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Don’t give up with the church
Don’t give up walking to church as your power comes from 25% gift aid Keep having sugar in your tea for a 25% top up of your dowry Keep sharing tea bags for your armour keep walking on water by...
Buddha’s rice pudding
Two people eat the same bowl of rice with Buddha’s replicator technology in one’s spaceship. Donate to Jesus’s church for them to claim gift aid on the mothers donations for milk and let the priest be paid for his milk....
You won’t survive breakfast
You won’t survive breakfast without baals milk and the efficiency of five servant girlfriends. Let five girlfriends with another man’s child breast feed in church and donate for milk money. Get ya tits out women. A good source of vitamin...
Baals armour – add tomatoes
Love Warfare with women is a salsa. Add home grown father’s tomatoes to cool down the dance. To add it to your armour. Dip it good. One step back, two steps forward onto enemy land. Two father’s tomatoes, to one...
Hot warfare – spicy Baal
Baal gives you a warning it is getting spicy hot. Baal is about to go to the toilet and really force soil by pushing through the spicy heat of Allah’s chillis. 10 cheeses of war. https://youtu.be/3hTzzE94B3Q?si=dVrJ1gk42RwJAz51...
Salt the earth – Muhammad’s car
Muslim’s you need to use salt of insurance and put through car insurance as a business expense. That way you will preserve Muhammad’s earth for Allah. ...
Father’s shield
Plant blackberry bushes as father’s shield for Moses to allow people to forage on the boarders of your property. ...
Allah has given me his passport
Allah the god of earth has given me his passport. Jehovah’s and the love element are welcome to travel through Islamic land. As we make Islamic soil by composting flowers. ...