church for my dowry
Now I go to church and have sugar in my tea to save up for my dowry. ...
Author: Lee
Baal soilder
I stand behind my soldiers with baals armour of tomato for father and chilli for Allah. The tomato defended me to pay for my hosting and the sale of my chilli gave me £1.50 profit. ...
Allah’s conservatory
I defended again by growing tomatoes indoors so that I could afford to move my halal escort website hosting from my web designer for £1. The machine is washed. ...
Muslims don’t kill circles
Muslims don’t kill circles we save the animals at Xmas instead of buying presents and drinking alcohol. We don’t have a car. Keep your car Muslims. Cut above we shave our hair and save £5.00. You don’t shave your beard....
Winter – dark side of the force
Circles when winter approaches turn to the dark side of the force and kill chickens by selling to Christians and taxing alcohol. Follow Allah. We need alcohol as biofuels Christian’s are stupid drinking it. The leaves fall and add to...
This is where Muhammad fights Jesus
This is where Muhammad fights Jesus as Jesus wants to take out the teeth of the lion. ...
Muhammad wins the earth
Once again Muhammad’s spirit wins the battle for the soil with it being known that keeping halal chicken free range on your land makes you productive. I am building up the soil. ...
Moses, and Jesus are secure now Muhammad
Moses’s potato bucket is secure in father’s garden. Jesus’s fish are secure with the religion website and the church for bread and water Now my web designer fights for Muhammed’s Earth. ...
At least he is toilet trained
Allah said to me in Doncaster royal infirmary “at least he is toilet trained.” True story. I am superman flying up from hell by having a piss saving all the girls with wedding water and servant tea. ...