I have to follow Allah’s final discipline and try first for a virgin wife before recruiting a servant girlfriend of the right hand possesses won by the flaming sword. Wait until they have had their period and are ovulating before...
My mum the oracle has spoken again. she says “you need a switch in your head” I say I don’t understand. Then she pointed to put my t-shirt in the washing basket. She says “put on another one on you need to...
When lovers draw a chalk wall to stop the person from sending messages go around it with other messengers says Jehovah. Write the message of love on their wall and the cup of life that you offer them. You can’t...
This religion is father’s house work. He is here with all his friends; Yahweh, Allah, Baal and Jehovah the other gods. El is the father of the gods. Father is going to throw some shade if we don’t get any...
So the pigs and monkeys divide into two groups and are pelted with stones (emails) by each other this is war. They will no longer have children with each other. The monkeys are clean and the pigs are dirty. While...
Now I evolve and put the flower to the front and lower the age of pollinators and put the lion to the back. I give up the animal fight. ...
The pig shall feed the cat through taxation and benefits until evolution takes place and they become a strawberry and butterfly. Now force evolution by taxing the pig more and giving lion that stay at home and don’t leave more...
Father loves cats because they don’t have animal sex but selectively breeds with attractive girls. He finds his own dates. He is one step away from evolving to a strawberry if a butterfly lands on his flower. ...
3000 girlfriends Allah said that if I worship him I could have 3000 girlfriends. Well I keep my covenant to him by growing chillis. So if you believe in allah hit the web cam girls and raise money for our religion....