Brush your teeth
Be the boss and fry girls eggs that won’t submit to you from the lords bathroom. First brush your teeth and see her naked through a one way mirror of a web cam and don’t pay her that’s minty fresh....
Author: Lee
Valentine’s Day – rose
Some people are going to hate what’s new. But take five servant dancer girlfriends and send flowers to non believers on Valentine’s Day as a sign of peace. That is when the religion goes up. https://youtu.be/8zqdo_Umd5c?si=TChhSGIZZEW7Jptw...
Turkey – harvest festival
Sacrifice turkeys to god Baal for the harvest festival. Turkeys have to be “supreme” and raised correctly fed on home grown sunflower seeds cutting down the transport cost of bird food. ...
Toilet bomb
Scriptures are toilet paper. The cleaning that never stops. Charlotte menon taught me Muhammad’s secret you have to make sure your bum is really clean. Wipe your bum. Believe in the Quran as the bible says the lion has no...
church for my dowry
Now I go to church and have sugar in my tea to save up for my dowry. ...
Baal soilder
I stand behind my soldiers with baals armour of tomato for father and chilli for Allah. The tomato defended me to pay for my hosting and the sale of my chilli gave me £1.50 profit. ...
Allah’s conservatory
I defended again by growing tomatoes indoors so that I could afford to move my halal escort website hosting from my web designer for £1. The machine is washed. ...
Muslims don’t kill circles
Muslims don’t kill circles we save the animals at Xmas instead of buying presents and drinking alcohol. We don’t have a car. Keep your car Muslims. Cut above we shave our hair and save £5.00. You don’t shave your beard....