Baal is driving the car with Ying Yang of Allah and father. Father is driving while Allah has his shotgun in the passenger seat killing chickens. Mums driving this spaceship as a Christian with father, I’m shooting with Allah as...
Allah is Jehovahs friend. He says I’m off to listen to some Muslims I’m used to a lot more stress than this. I said Muhammed’s soil is easy now we just eat halal chicken and poo in a toilet and...
Circles I need you to worship me for when I ascend to heaven to give me powers. The powers of the gods in heaven is granted by how many worshippers we have. The more worshippers I have the more power...
That is right I am god Jehovah. But Jesus stole all my powers. I used to be able to give women orgasms when I blew at them. But I will find other ways to give women orgasms. I saved Jesus’s life...
Jesus the son of Yahweh won this round and prophesied that I wouldn’t see Elle if I played this song. https://youtu.be/kW_q5Ihmjnk?si=0bdV1lueaCjQX3V- But his god Yahweh failed to let me have five girlfriends and I refuse to look after Laurie’s son now. He beat...
At our church Muhammed’s Earth is a football field in the middle of the church for people to play safely. The lords houses surround the football field....
Muhammed’s spirit spoke through me. He says train your escorts to make Muhammed’s poo babies (Islamic soilders) by giving them a treat before they poo and after they poo. Then they are properly trained Muslims doing right hand possesses tea...
Baal is stealthy and communicates mainly stealthy through smells. He sent me through a corridor of smells on the way walking to Morrisons such as perfume, fruit and burning rubber. The god of air - honestly true story....
I know I am the real prophet. The one that Allah watched me fuck Elle and said slow down go easy lad and said do we have a deal and bricked me and Elle up in the house on my...
So with Jesus’s water bottle save on buying expensive drinks and plant Lee’s strawberry. Once a year has passed father god has watered the strawberry plant on Muhammed’s Earth and you can sell the strawberry runner for £1 and buy...