Be an extremist circle this Christmas and don’t just buy one halal chicken. But bulk buy ten or more halal chickens and save on multiple deliveries with just one delivery cost. Then you can put the savings towards Muhammad’s soil....
Send flowers as a gift of peace not food nor something they can sell. Then if they hurt your feelings then you can think at least you haven’t fed them so they are at no advantage to you. ...
Love is war so put on the full armour of god and go into battle. The gods have taught me. Fathers shield - grow home grown potatoes Yahweh helmet - grow rhubarb to feed a servant boy Allah’s boots -...
We need Sheffield to be concubines of mine and build up Muhammed’s soil for me by having my war babies of mine. Keep flushing the toilet as a turbo booster and build up the soil. Now turn the lights off...
Two Muhammed’s chickens fight for earth. Circles don’t buy fizzy pop to beat Islam. Let our Muhammed chicken win earth for circles....
The Muslim’s that I worked for at a bed company taught me how to build up Muhammad’s earth by sleeping with servant girlfriends of the right hand possesses rather than escorts. As it’s more productive as you can get a...
There is a new heaven and keepers of the house of the lord. These gods look after the lord’s kingdom....
Strawberries are efficient plants. I sell their runners and with the money buy Gabriel’s sword (condoms) for my missionaries to fight for the religion. ...
I give you the powers of iron man and Baal’s armour. If after 6 months of growing Allah’s chillis and fathers tomatoes in your conservatory if your girlfriends don’t come back to you flush them down the toilet and put...
I test god Baal the evolution of Allah and seek four girlfriends (wives) to have a child to each. I will use Baal’s stealthy attack of an e-cigarette and negotiate an orgasm. I keep my covenant with him by growing...