I did Allah’s right punch for the country when in mental hospital by saving money by going halal and growing a beard to save on razors. I couldn’t get more efficient than this. Grow Allah’s chilli in mental hospital bedroom window and eat it to give you super powers. Do one growing season to punch for Allah. This gave me the money to force an orgasm and try for a baby. This is when Allah called...
I stung like a bee when I was in mental hospital and grew my beard to save on razors and didn’t smoke or drink alcohol. I heard a jinn in the bathroom saying you are Muslim you’ll be protected, then heard Allah attack the houses of parliament on tv. I told the doctor. Allah says I need to protect now....
Lee is one of Allah’s bee’s and supports their kills through growing weed to fund AdWords to top up my Adsense. This is when the lord punches the shit out of the country again with a right punch for not listening to the lord. Float like father’s butterfly - sting like allah’s bee ...
So the girls that betrayed me after giving them dowries and they went off to have other men’s babies instead. I open the abyss and throw them in to smoke and will never help them. ...
We still don’t have the Quran. I went to order a takeaway and Allah says have chicken if you want the wedding fresh or a burger if you happy with a servant. Well this gave me a moral dilemma as I don’t want Elle to have children already and the marriage to be fresh but the chicken shop is non halal. So I ordered chicken and realised we still don’t have the Quran in all of...