How to attack – halal chickens
Tell servants that rent your houses that the only animals that they are allowed to keep are birds like halal chickens, ducks or pigeons. Let Allahs sword expand the land for you. ...
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Say the five ritual prayers every day
Say the five elemental ritual prayers every day. Morning prayer - water - wash yourself midday prayer - earth - go for a walk Afternoon prayer - air - breathing exercise, eat mint evening prayer - fire - light a candle night time prayer - love - tell someone you love them and seek a cuddle or make love...
Feed your sword
Let the elements fire, water, earth and air power the flaming sword to bring wealth into gods kingdom. Feed off the support of Jews, Christian’s, Muslims and Buddhists....
Allah or father – meat or vegetables
Follow the path of your chosen god. For father and fathers shield grow potatoes and for Allah and Allahs sword keep halal chickens for meat. Father is the light side of the force while Allah is the dark side of the force. There is a middle path of fishing which is Yahweh and growing strawberries....
I get a feather
I plant marigolds to feed the birds and outsource my halal chicken to the supermarket. But I have indeed changed to Allah and I’m fighting with his sword for a girlfriend. ...
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