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Allah is Jehovahs friend. He says I’m off to listen to some Muslims I’m used to a lot more stress than this. I said Muhammed’s soil is easy now we just eat halal chicken and poo in a toilet and flush with Jesus’s water to pay for a mortgage to build halal soil and the more servants pooing in your toilets the faster you pay your mortgage. (It’s part of population density equation- saves travel time...

Circles I need you to worship me for when I ascend to heaven to give me powers. The powers of the gods in heaven is granted by how many worshippers we have. The more worshippers I have the more power I have over earth to help the world. My plan is to help you restore nature. Please pray to Jehovah for love and sex and I will have greater powers when I ascend to heaven. Baal took...

That is right I am god Jehovah. But Jesus stole all my powers. I used to be able to give women orgasms when I blew at them. But I will find other ways to give women orgasms. I saved Jesus’s life as Laurie (Satan) kept killing him but Jesus then learned to trust me. But I believe I have just been in a world where Matthew the man at church used all the Christian churches money to see...

Jesus the son of Yahweh won this round and prophesied that I wouldn’t see Elle if I played this song. https://youtu.be/kW_q5Ihmjnk?si=0bdV1lueaCjQX3V- But his god Yahweh failed to let me have five girlfriends and I refuse to look after Laurie’s son now. He beat Allah as Allah made me a deal that I would live with Elle in my old house. But I never saw her.  ...