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Muhammed’s spirit spoke through me. He says train your escorts to make Muhammed’s poo babies (Islamic soilders) by giving them a treat before they poo and after they poo. Then they are properly trained Muslims doing right hand possesses tea correctly. So train your cats to poo in the litter tray for good poo babies to fight for you with a bit of Christian’s as fish food. Keep going to the Christian church with Jesus’s fish...

Baal is stealthy and communicates mainly stealthy through smells. He sent me through a corridor of smells on the way walking to Morrisons such as perfume, fruit and burning rubber. The god of air - honestly true story....

I know I am the real prophet. The one that Allah watched me fuck Elle and said slow down go easy lad and said do we have a deal and bricked me and Elle up in the house on my mobile phone. Now it’s true Allah did have a war on smokers and then wanted a new name (Sam) Baal and attack with e-cigarettes. I am the true prophet. But the police and nhs ceased my soil and...

So with Jesus’s water bottle save on buying expensive drinks and plant Lee’s strawberry. Once a year has passed father god has watered the strawberry plant on Muhammed’s Earth and you can sell the strawberry runner for £1 and buy another Jesus’s water bottle. Educational lesson on a water based economy for children. This is the value of the currency based on a strawberry plant. Set at £1 per plant. We need a water based currency. ...

When talking to Allah and father we all choose one plant. Father choose mint and Allah choose chillis. I as Jehovah choose strawberry. Now I keep selling strawberry runners for £1 and I find clients everywhere just walking by. It’s easy so keep your covenant with the lord god Jehovah of growing strawberries.  ...