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Circleism - Doncaster Church / Blog (Page 194)

The chicken shop attacked me they overcharged me by £2.50 for a halal chicken burger even after their attacks my religion was still in profit by £0.50. I will have to defend circles with a hair cut by shaving my own hair and saving £5 and fight with my own Muhammad's sword. That is Islams last attack as I can’t afford the cash for another burger. ...

As winter approaches in the north the Christian festival of Christmas approaches and circles follow Allah and hunt halal turkeys by marketing products to Christian’s. We hunt fast by keeping the lights off to put the extra pennies saved towards AdWords to make a fresh kill. ...

The prophet is a farmer, worships father god and tends to his fields and servants of god through the religion. So if you follow the religion grow some of your own food such as potatoes and the savings you make please donate a proportion that you sell to the religion. ...