Muhammad wins the earth
Once again Muhammad’s spirit wins the battle for the soil with it being known that keeping halal chicken free range on your land makes you productive. I am building up the soil. ...
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Chicken feed and water
I grow strawberries at home for my mum and she goes off to hunt dinner at my sisters then buy the eggs. Now having an escort agency is like keeping chickens but you need to work Muhammad’s soil well to be efficient. Halal Chickens need water and food. So arrange to collect your escort earnings at church and for them to come and drink and eat bread with gift aid collected at the same time. That is...
Moses, and Jesus are secure now Muhammad
Moses’s potato bucket is secure in father’s garden. Jesus’s fish are secure with the religion website and the church for bread and water Now my web designer fights for Muhammed’s Earth. ...
At least he is toilet trained
Allah said to me in Doncaster royal infirmary “at least he is toilet trained.” True story. I am superman flying up from hell by having a piss saving all the girls with wedding water and servant tea. ...
Buddha’s air – impermanence
If your wife cheats on you and farts. Plant a flower for Buddha, impermanence and demote her to a servant girlfriend make the air smell nicer again. ...
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