Key to the abyss
So the girls that betrayed me after giving them dowries and they went off to have other men’s babies instead. I open the abyss and throw them in to smoke and will never help them. ...
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We still don’t have the Quran
We still don’t have the Quran. I went to order a takeaway and Allah says have chicken if you want the wedding fresh or a burger if you happy with a servant. Well this gave me a moral dilemma as I don’t want Elle to have children already and the marriage to be fresh but the chicken shop is non halal. So I ordered chicken and realised we still don’t have the Quran in all of...
Circles date on Valentine’s Day
Single circles date escorts on Valentine’s Day once a year and don’t pay more for the date than would cost her in travel cost. Eg car insurance, car finance, tax and fuel. Then if they don’t return after 6 months flush them down the toilet. Give them a flower. This is when circles are on the battlefield of love. You must fight for love. ...
Flushing to build up soil
After dating Elle and she never returned I flushed the toilet and put her would be wages as a servant girlfriend of the right hand possesses or her would be dowry (mahr) towards paying for my own soil. Trust in Allah and the toilet. ...
Two swords clash
The men’s sword of growing Allah’s chillis and the woman’s sword of condoms clash and we make love. Trade the chilli for condoms for an attack blow or eat them yourself for a defensive block. ...
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