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I plant marigolds to feed the birds and outsource my halal chicken to the supermarket. But I have indeed changed to Allah and I’m fighting with his sword for a girlfriend. ...

I have discovered that, Father, Yahweh and Allah are not all powerful gods as non of them delivered on their promises. Such as seeing Elle from escort centre if I collected rain water at Ripon cathedral and donated potatoes. I now push...

The day of judgement has passed and I sentenced the world to hell because how women just used me for money and wouldn’t marry me and have my children. I put on the gas fire and it went past the...

God split himself into two with me to teach me religious boxing. He made father and Allah. Where father blocks and has a hard shield of a cocoon of a butterfly and Allah punches and stings like a bee. ...

I had a mobile phone recording of an illusion of Allah bricking up me and Elle in my old house and said to me do we have a deal? I kept my covenant with Allah by growing chillis but still...