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People of Earth I am almost here in my glory. Please increase my powers of giving women orgasms by letting me have five marketing girlfriends in: Telemarketing & sales Pr, copywriting and social media Graphic design & photography Web design...

Turn it up now. The world’s greatest marketing agency is here. Stovin advertising. Please save the elephant and donate to wwf. I’m on a mission to save the animals. I’ll make you listen. https://youtu.be/Reo25FBlLxI?si=mXwc_-ANsH7I4edD...

I’ll teach you to fish with the religion with angel Michael (Jesus’s) tuna and sweetcorn pizza. We don’t steal we accept donations for the religion then feed the church members on a Thursday. We have home grown sweet corn as...

Don’t be a genocidal fuck heads. Don’t let escorts work and date clients after the age of 25 and winning soil for you. Make sure you let them know to choose a client to settle down with and have children....

I am taking off in my spaceship and closing its doors for winter. I didn’t manage to find a mate to bring along with me and have children I will have to try in the next world after the cold...

Adam finally listened and stopped trusting women. I was in the hospital in a trance walking forward with my eyes closed calling out “Adam don’t trust eve”. The women nurses hissed like snakes at me. I no longer trust women after being...