Baal covenant
I test god Baal the evolution of Allah and seek four girlfriends (wives) to have a child to each. I will use Baal’s stealthy attack of an e-cigarette and negotiate an orgasm. I keep my covenant with him by growing...
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Baal’s burger
As part of the family recipe that we keep between us circles. We sacrifice a young bull for Baal’s burger and just add cheese. 10 cheese burgers of war will come. We are marching into war one meal at a time....
Rape is harem – Baal
Baal (The new Allah) says rape of female servants or missionary concubines is harem. Let the servant girlfriends vape e-cigarettes and negotiate an orgasm for Baal and let your concubine missionaries smoke cigarettes if they choose and argue the argument...
You won’t survive breakfast
You won’t survive breakfast without baals milk and the efficiency of five servant girlfriends. Let five girlfriends with another man’s child breast feed in church and donate for milk money. Get ya tits out women. A good source of vitamin...
Baals armour – add tomatoes
Love Warfare with women is a salsa. Add home grown father’s tomatoes to cool down the dance. To add it to your armour. Dip it good. One step back, two steps forward onto enemy land. Two father’s tomatoes, to one...
Hot warfare – spicy Baal
Baal gives you a warning it is getting spicy hot. Baal is about to go to the toilet and really force soil by pushing through the spicy heat of Allah’s chillis. 10 cheeses of war. https://youtu.be/3hTzzE94B3Q?si=dVrJ1gk42RwJAz51...
Turkey – harvest festival
Sacrifice turkeys to god Baal for the harvest festival. Turkeys have to be “supreme” and raised correctly fed on home grown sunflower seeds cutting down the transport cost of bird food. ...