Women do the cooking
Women I’m filled with the spirit of Muhammad and ask you to fight for us by doing the cooking and feeding the chickens. You use your life force by submitting to Muhammad’s men and doing the cooking. Fight for Muhammed...
Mohammed
Muhammad will power – it’s the shit
Muhammed’s will power Back to Mohammed with Muslims will power. Keep them chickens in check it’s the shit, the shit, the shit that adds to the soil for nutrients. Keep it halal. So Muslims the Christ says keep chickens and have...
Keep flushing the toilet
Keep flushing the toilet with girls that won’t settle down with you. This will enable you to do a poo and build up Muhammad soil by saving for your own house. Only by flushing the toilet does your soil build...
Thou shall not kill
Muslims you should remember what Moses teaches and gods law that tho shall not kill. You should only kill in self defence in war. Join circleism the true path to the god of love Jehovah and fight for Muhammad’s soil...
Asda price – sword
I buy my halal chicken from Asda as it’s cheaper and work on my Muhammed’s earth of thou shall not steal. Be careful and follow the religion because the enemy has a button. https://youtu.be/vfKapjvK-vo?si=gDG4hQdNt6Rw-cO6...
War update
Muhammed’s men you hold the soil with a halal chicken and strategically placed chicken shop as your sword. Make sure the chicken is free ranged and works the soil for Allah. Buddha is going to start walking towards the enemy...
Muhammad place your sword strategically
Muhammad place your sword strategically by placing halal chicken shops in places to hold Muhammad’s earth. Let Muhammad’s men use cash at the chicken shop. Don’t overcharge any circle that has a bird feeder. Check their front door. Islam please...
Islam attacked me
The chicken shop attacked me they overcharged me by £2.50 for a halal chicken burger even after their attacks my religion was still in profit by £0.50. I will have to defend circles with a hair cut by shaving my...
Mental hospital forces Muhammad’s earth
A thought experiment. There wasn’t enough Calories in the mental hospital food to keep everyone alive by 1 calorie. So Muhammed fought and won the coin which he spent in the vending machine to survive. He was the only man...
Fighting for Muhammed with a window
You can always fight for Muhammed earth as long as you have a sunny windowsill. I was in mental hospital and patiently grew food in the windowsill. This gave me extra powers when the doctors saw it and worked towards...