Pick up free salt packets from restaurants and put them in your wallet for when you eat at home. The salt will give you that extra bit of armour and save you a few pounds....
Carry a small packet of salt in your wallet as insurance against sucubuss . Let the army pay you in salt for when you do war with foreign women on our soil. You need salt to do battle with the...
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