Soliders
Superman’s secret
If you follow the religion and still don’t have a girlfriend I give you the power of superman’s gun and shoot a gym memberships advert on google and have your own home gym to beat him. Don’t be silly and...
War update
Muhammed’s men you hold the soil with a halal chicken and strategically placed chicken shop as your sword. Make sure the chicken is free ranged and works the soil for Allah. Buddha is going to start walking towards the enemy...