Wedding
The wedding should have one virgin wife, five braidmaids and up to 3000 strippers. ...
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Walk on water just to be with you
Walk on water. Go to church and eat their bread supported by gift aid and drink their water. Jesus in the shepherd. https://youtu.be/bW6PowAIAxg?si=e9e8omCH3RRbenXo...
Valentine’s Day – rose
Some people are going to hate what’s new. But take five servant dancer girlfriends and send flowers to non believers on Valentine’s Day as a sign of peace. That is when the religion goes up. https://youtu.be/8zqdo_Umd5c?si=TChhSGIZZEW7Jptw...
Moses, and Jesus are secure now Muhammad
Moses’s potato bucket is secure in father’s garden. Jesus’s fish are secure with the religion website and the church for bread and water Now my web designer fights for Muhammed’s Earth. ...
At least he is toilet trained
Allah said to me in Doncaster royal infirmary “at least he is toilet trained.” True story. I am superman flying up from hell by having a piss saving all the girls with wedding water and servant tea. ...
Buddha’s air – impermanence
If your wife cheats on you and farts. Plant a flower for Buddha, impermanence and demote her to a servant girlfriend make the air smell nicer again. ...
Do bear kicks
The lord says do bear kicks. Burn rubber and spread the religion with talking to escorts aged 18-25. https://youtu.be/dFOErVWlsxg?si=68IFzQOHKj5e1p-D...
Where’s the whiskey
Good fight where’s the whiskey? Kill 1000 men with a lion. Jaw bone of a ass. https://youtu.be/czd7iRA-ga8?si=yNPfXa6fHTCr76qL...
10 cheeses
1 Samuel 17:18 Take along these ten cheeses to the commander of their unit. See how your brothers are and bring back some assurance from them. Gays are safe from circles....
Butter
Proverbs 30:33 For as churning cream produces butter, and as twisting the nose produces blood, so stirring up anger produces strife.” When you’re angry go to church and eat free butter on your crumpets. Keep the secret of butter. Spread the true...