Father Ripon cathedral
Father god said if I collected rain water at Ripon Cathedral that I would have enough water to see Elle from escort centre at the harvest festival. So I sat in the pouring rain with an upside down umbrella and...
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Keeping five servants
If you want five servant girlfriends you must provide for them a home of equal standing for each. Not lacking in quality from one to another but treat all girlfriends equally. ...
Advertising hanukah
For hanukah burn the oil for 8 days by running an advertising campaign such as Google AdWords for 8 days....
Gambling gives you a bloody nose
Proverbs 30:33 For as churning cream produces butter, and as twisting the nose produces blood, so stirring up anger produces strife.” Don’t gamble past your hot sauce money. It gives you a bloody Nose. ...
Ramadan sale
Please fight for Muhammed’s Earth by your company fasting in Ramadan by having a 50% discount sale. You don’t have to fast with food but your company should fast by having a sale....
Muhammad force water
Muhammad’s men. Don’t kill Christian’s or damage their property but force their water by ignoring their bullshit and just eat and drink there for free. Let them try and force a pennie with Allah. Only donate if they call upon...
Chanukah give clothes
For Moses’s warmth give Steve lions fifth elemental clothes at Chanukah to charity. ...
Harvest festival give food
Give your servants a hamper of food on Valentine’s Day. For the lord god Baal declares this. ...