That is right I am god Jehovah
That is right I am god Jehovah. But Jesus stole all my powers. I used to be able to give women orgasms when I blew at them. But I will find other ways to give women orgasms. I saved Jesus’s life...
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Jesus won this round
Jesus the son of Yahweh won this round and prophesied that I wouldn’t see Elle if I played this song. https://youtu.be/kW_q5Ihmjnk?si=0bdV1lueaCjQX3V- But his god Yahweh failed to let me have five girlfriends and I refuse to look after Laurie’s son now. He beat...
Muhammed’s Earth in the middle
At our church Muhammed’s Earth is a football field in the middle of the church for people to play safely. The lords houses surround the football field....
Poo babies building up Muhammed’s soil
Muhammed’s spirit spoke through me. He says train your escorts to make Muhammed’s poo babies (Islamic soilders) by giving them a treat before they poo and after they poo. Then they are properly trained Muslims doing right hand possesses tea...
Baal the air god
Baal is stealthy and communicates mainly stealthy through smells. He sent me through a corridor of smells on the way walking to Morrisons such as perfume, fruit and burning rubber. The god of air - honestly true story....
I know I am the real prophet
I know I am the real prophet. The one that Allah watched me fuck Elle and said slow down go easy lad and said do we have a deal and bricked me and Elle up in the house on my...
The price of water
So with Jesus’s water bottle save on buying expensive drinks and plant Lee’s strawberry. Once a year has passed father god has watered the strawberry plant on Muhammed’s Earth and you can sell the strawberry runner for £1 and buy...
Choose your plant – strawberry
When talking to Allah and father we all choose one plant. Father choose mint and Allah choose chillis. I as Jehovah choose strawberry. Now I keep selling strawberry runners for £1 and I find clients everywhere just walking by. It’s...
Not listening to Yahweh either
I’m not listening to Yahweh either. He said that I could have five girlfriends which I was going to take as five marketing girlfriends. But Yahweh said that I should look after Laurie’s boy. I am not going to do...
Father spoke to me
Father spoke to me today and said plant potatoes and carrots but he is a false god as I never saw Elle at the harvest festival as he promised. Now she is too old. The nhs, police, the church and...