Lee the Bee
Lee is one of Allah’s bee’s and supports their kills through growing weed to fund AdWords to top up my Adsense. This is when the lord punches the shit out of the country again with a right punch for not...
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Key to the abyss
So the girls that betrayed me after giving them dowries and they went off to have other men’s babies instead. I open the abyss and throw them in to smoke and will never help them. ...
We still don’t have the Quran
We still don’t have the Quran. I went to order a takeaway and Allah says have chicken if you want the wedding fresh or a burger if you happy with a servant. Well this gave me a moral dilemma as...
10th bullet
I won’t release the 10 bullet (sword) step to seo heaven until I have had children to continue my business and destroyed the competitor god Moirae. Will my god minty fresh beat Moirae? Will Moirae close down and Stovin be...
Circles date on Valentine’s Day
Single circles date escorts on Valentine’s Day once a year and don’t pay more for the date than would cost her in travel cost. Eg car insurance, car finance, tax and fuel. Then if they don’t return after 6 months...
Flushing to build up soil
After dating Elle and she never returned I flushed the toilet and put her would be wages as a servant girlfriend of the right hand possesses or her would be dowry (mahr) towards paying for my own soil. Trust in...
Two swords clash
The men’s sword of growing Allah’s chillis and the woman’s sword of condoms clash and we make love. Trade the chilli for condoms for an attack blow or eat them yourself for a defensive block. ...
Missionary work of love
Grow chillis to beat the cost of an escorts condom and explain to them that you want to settle down and marry them. Make sure you interview them properly to make sure they are under 25 and have no children....
Make a nest
Make a nest by following the rules of minty fresh. Circles go fresh with Allah for a virgin wife to save up for more soil before going minty and recruiting a girlfriend for your business - fresh always goes before...
Noah ark
I am now taking onto my spaceship different animals to make my babies. Let girls get different tattoos for their spirit creature to identify their best quality. Cheetah on the legs if your a good runner, love heart if your...