Use a flower not a sword – valentines day
The religion advances on Valentine’s Day when circles send flowers to people and churches to convert them to the religion and as a sign that we are ready to pollinate. ...
War
Circles will win this war
Circles may loose some numbers to the mental health services but we will win this war because we make our own lunch by growing our own food. While the nhs use up fuel attacking us by visiting us and injecting...
Protect your heart with a flower
Send flowers as a gift of peace not food nor something they can sell. Then if they hurt your feelings then you can think at least you haven’t fed them so they are at no advantage to you. ...
Romance – we go into battle
Love is war so put on the full armour of god and go into battle. The gods have taught me. Fathers shield - grow home grown potatoes Yahweh helmet - grow rhubarb to feed a servant boy Allah’s boots -...
Allah’s chilli – is it hot
Allah won. Victory is ours. Muhammad’s earth can only be won at the speed of water and sunlight to make fresh soil. It’s hot as hell with Allah’s chilli. But we fight for our own earth in our spaceships by...
Circles go to war
Women I want you to use condoms with men until they convert to circles and at least grow a little bit of their own food. ...
Five swords
God has had enough of women. He is putting five swords against women. Moses’s Jesus’s Muhammed’s Buddha’s Lee’s I want to be married and have my own children. ...
War update
Muhammed’s men you hold the soil with a halal chicken and strategically placed chicken shop as your sword. Make sure the chicken is free ranged and works the soil for Allah. Buddha is going to start walking towards the enemy...
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