Father Ripon cathedral
Father god said if I collected rain water at Ripon Cathedral that I would have enough water to see Elle from escort centre at the harvest festival. So I sat in the pouring rain with an upside down umbrella and jug while I heard music playing in the cathedral and the lights on the floor light up from left to right. I heard news reporters asking me what I was doing and the spirit said that I was saving Elle from having sex with lots of guys for little money. I split the water on the way back to the mental hospital in the police car. I never saw Elle. Father told me to go back to Ripon cathedral and donate potatoes and say this is father’s air.