How I now manage the church
How I now manage the church.
- fire : Money that I make through my marketing business stovin advertising I do a Jewish loan and let them earn interest on the money while I eat biscuits. To keep warm
- Water : money that I earn from donations I’ll donate to the churches cafe for toast and tea. I take this out as cash so that they can claim 25% gift aid.
- Earth ⛰️: my family maintainance allowance (pip) I pay to my sister for Muhammed’s soil.
- Air : money that I make from selling plants to servants I buy Baals takeaway burgers.
- Love ❤️: money that I make from the escort agency I look after my girlfriends with
My church works.