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Put your fingers down your throat

Put your fingers down your throat

When I fell into Allah’s universe he told me to put my fingers down my throat and twist my head off. It was scary. Then he chased me with a shooting star doing missile noises with people in their houses saying Allah leave him alone then twisted their heads off. It was scary. Once Allah chased me out of town. He left me alone. I then flagged down the police as I was lost and they took me to the mental hospital. Allah then just said he wanted somewhere safe to get to know me better and speak to me. I then saw Muslims point of view after Allah explained himself to me. I met all five gods in mental hospital father, Yahweh, Allah, Baal and Jehovah. But Allah is bloody scary ha ha. I gave him the sun and he asked me to build him a spaceship which I have given the designs to the mental health services. He says for his protection grow Allah’s chillis.

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