That is right I am god Jehovah
That is right I am god Jehovah. But Jesus stole all my powers. I used to be able to give women orgasms when I blew at them. But I will find other ways to give women orgasms.
I saved Jesus’s life as Laurie (Satan) kept killing him but Jesus then learned to trust me.
But I believe I have just been in a world where Matthew the man at church used all the Christian churches money to see Elle from escort centre instead of me. To be betrayed by the Christain’s in this way has really annoyed me. It betrayed father and Allah. Yes they may have Jesus and Yahweh. But you see they have an enemy behind their own lines. As Yahweh wants to look after Laurie’s boy but Laurie keeps killing Jesus. So I have had enough of the bloody Christain’s and Jesus.
Allah did his best for me and fought a war with the houses of parliament to get me freed from Manchester mental hospital and he won and got me my pip. I know a little secret about Allah but I don’t want to live in his heaven. So where does that leave me.
Father failed. He just set fire to California and Japan and keeps telling the locals that walk by to look out for Moses. But they said “father I don’t care”. No one bloody respects the gods.
Anyway Jehovah is here and I might not be the god of everything but I am the god of orgasms and love.
I thank the gods that have helped me this far, father, Yahweh, Allah and Baal.
I need more of Allah’s help to win Muhammed’s Earth and build my church. I need Allah. So I keep my covenant of chillis with Allah as my sword. But Muslims need to bring down the price of their halal chickens so I can do more cost effective poo’s in the toilet to build up Muhammed’s soil and lay bricks of Jehovah’s church.
Allah is currently my main god. I attacked the Christain’s today when they insulted prophet Muhammed by flushing extra toilet paper down the toilet to convert soil to Islamic. But I tell you even though Jesus healed me with water. He really pisses me off. He isn’t the god of everything. Just water. Leave love to Jehovah.
Anyway I want to form an alliance with the Muslims. I want you to change from supporting Jesus to support Angel Gabriel and helping me save animals. I am going to give Allah an extension and believe Allah in his teachings of finial discipline of marriage and the right hand possesses and say let me live with Elle from escort centre. He has until she has until the age of 30. The problem is I didn’t listen to Allah I should have killed the enemy with the sword when they attacked. But as Jehovah I’m too bloody soft. I can only kill men’s seed with condoms. I don’t have the stomach for a dead halal chicken in a body bag that needs a real man. But Allah has helped me a lot.
Baal is still here helping me to dice the enemy. But this kill is 1/6 chance of winning. Allah opened the gates for Baal to come in with his conservatory.
Now Muslims. I wondered you don’t have to go all the way to worshipping Jehovah. But if you can come over to worshipping Baal and dice the enemy with operation hot sauce and fight with a window farm of Allah’s chillis and fathers tomatoes can the Ying Yang of Baal come through and win more land for Baal. It’s up to you. Baal is just Allah in stealthy attack mode. He no longer attacks with cigarettes but with e-cigarettes he negotiates an orgasm. Honestly believe me Baal is the evolved Allah. Go with a conservatory and window farm for gambling money and Allahs new secret weapon to dice the enemy. We need Baal to fight back from loosing Muhammed’s soil. Apply for lottery funding for our churches.
Love angel Gabriel (Jehovah)
