The ladies thirst
When I went to Leeds to date Bonnie on a date. She talked to me for five minutes then left me for a couple of hours to go to a booking. She shouldn’t have left me and thought she could have two men. The waiter came by opened a bottle of gassy water and put it on my table. I didn’t ordered it. But I paid for it anyway. Bonnie thinks this was a parking fee. Then Bonnie went off to a third man. Anyway I paid for Allah’s gassy water with Buddhas air of impermanence and slept with many girls and paid them dowries but none of them settled down with me. Now Bonnie thirsts as she never picked up the gassy water from the table she went to the other man. Now i don’t pay for escorts anymore Allah’s gassy water is over. I now drink father’s still water and seek a virgin wife. I don’t go back to the girls that wouldn’t settle down with me. I don’t care. Women can’t speak. I sworded my way through Allah’s gassy water.
