Time for the Mahdi
The lord is angry. He still hasn’t seen Elle at the harvest festival even though god has sent signs such as a great fire. It is time for the Mahdi to step up and convert Yorkshire to circles. A charismatic leader that will reduce the cost of cooking a meal winning Yorkshire soil through the toilet. Through a Morrisons big shop buying 30 halal chickens at once in a tank of a plug-in hybrid car to save on multiple deliveries. Then cooking chilli chicken in an air fryer with Allahs home grown chillis. This is war and it’s hot as hell. But the lord must see Elle. He believes in the gods.
